Nope. No. No. Fuck no. 

"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats) 07/24/2017 at 14:46 • Filed to: Fuck no, no, nope, non, noooooooooooooo

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Honeybunchesofgoats > Honeybunchesofgoats 07/24/2017 at 14:47

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-40710051

No.

Honeybunchesofgoats > Honeybunchesofgoats 07/24/2017 at 14:49

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There are fifty people I’m going to have to punch in the face for even risking making this a thing.

WilliamsSW > Honeybunchesofgoats 07/24/2017 at 14:49

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Fuck these people with a cattle prod.

TheHondaBro > Honeybunchesofgoats 07/24/2017 at 14:50

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NOPE

WilliamsSW > Honeybunchesofgoats 07/24/2017 at 14:51

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FUCK THIS A MILLION TIMES OVER:

“There’s no GPS tracking at all,” he said.

AS IF THAT’S THE ONLY WAY TO TRACK PEOPLE.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Honeybunchesofgoats 07/24/2017 at 14:55

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NOOOOO. NONONONONO.

And WTF are those 50 people THINKING????!?!?!?!!?

interstate366, now In The Industry > Honeybunchesofgoats 07/24/2017 at 14:55

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razorbeamteam > Honeybunchesofgoats 07/24/2017 at 14:56

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“And employees worried about being spied on can rest easy, CEO Todd Westby told ABC’s Eyewitness News.

“There’s no GPS tracking at all,” he said.”

See, nothing to worry about, says the man selling RFID human trackers.

EL_ULY > Honeybunchesofgoats 07/24/2017 at 14:57

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LOL humans

TheTurbochargedSquirrel > Honeybunchesofgoats 07/24/2017 at 14:57

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Nope, Nope, Nope. That shit stays in a little plastic card, thank you very much.

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > Honeybunchesofgoats 07/24/2017 at 14:57

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NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPEEEEEE!!!

I hate this idea. I told a few people that a medical microchip could potentially be lifesaving for people with severe allergies or conditions that were found unconscious at an accident. Like a penicillin or peanut allergy or letting them know of certain blood conditions like hemophilia. No need to check for medical bracelets just *boop* and everything a first responder needs pops up on screen. That’s life saving, and if someone were to get that info, not a whole lot they can do with it. Well, I mean outside of saving your life.

This? Oh god no. It’s too easy right now to skim info from RFID chips and whatnot. We did it all the time in college with our ID cards.

ttyymmnn > WilliamsSW 07/24/2017 at 14:57

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I was thinking rusty cactus, but a cattle prod will do.

benjrblant > ttyymmnn 07/24/2017 at 14:58

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Rusty cactus that’s wrapped itself around a cattle prod.

WilliamsSW > ttyymmnn 07/24/2017 at 14:59

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Why not both?

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > ttyymmnn 07/24/2017 at 15:00

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Sausage balloon filled with lemon juice and thumbtacks.

PartyPooper2012 > Honeybunchesofgoats 07/24/2017 at 15:01

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they were probably offered a free magnifying glass if they did this.

Such a stupid idea. Goes to show, there are people out there who would do anything you tell them to.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > EL_ULY 07/24/2017 at 15:01

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wtf humans

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > Honeybunchesofgoats 07/24/2017 at 15:02

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All of my fucking Nopes to give.

Honeybunchesofgoats > interstate366, now In The Industry 07/24/2017 at 15:10

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You get me

Honeybunchesofgoats > WilliamsSW 07/24/2017 at 15:12

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I can already see how this would go for me.

“Would you like to volunteer to be microchipped? Don’t worry, we don’t have GPS in it to track you.”

“I’m sorry.”

“That’s okay, it’s on a volunteer basis for now.”

“No... I mean I’m sorry because I’m going to have to kick you so hard in the dick that you’ll have to do a handstand to use a urinal.”

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Honeybunchesofgoats 07/24/2017 at 15:15

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Whoa, whoa WHOA

you cut that shit out.

I saw it used on facebook last night and the category applies here.

You can place this company and the 50 idiots they employ into the category of “People it’s ok to beat with a fish”

WilliamsSW > Honeybunchesofgoats 07/24/2017 at 15:16

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“It’s totally voluntary!”

For now.

Tekamul > Honeybunchesofgoats 07/24/2017 at 15:21

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This looks awesome

....from a management standpoint. RFID readers in every door jam. You won’t leave a room without me knowing. Expect me to track your smoke time, lunch time, water time and toilet time.

And don’t even get me started on corporate retreats and team building. I’ll drop readers everywhere and score you all! Your trust fall performance goes right on your annual review.

Just let me know when they add biometric data logging, so I can up your healthcare premiums for eating a hot dog or pooping too many times in a 72 hour period. And ladies, we can publish your monthly variations on a shared google calendar accessible to management, so we know when to pile on a few extra late nights.

 The future’s so bright, I gotta wear shades shielding 

WilliamsSW > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 07/24/2017 at 15:26

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Add this to the list, thanks.

WilliamsSW > razorbeamteam 07/24/2017 at 15:27

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This lie right here dispels any notion whatsoever that these people aren’t evil.

Not that there was any such notion before, mind you...

Chariotoflove > Honeybunchesofgoats 07/24/2017 at 15:28

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There is a procedure for people like this.

Takuro Spirit > ttyymmnn 07/24/2017 at 15:34

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Well its Wisconsin, cattle prods are more prevalent.

merged-5876237249235911857-hrw8uc > razorbeamteam 07/24/2017 at 15:42

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Boy, if only there was a way to read rfid trackers at various points around the world to see where a certain individual might be.... oh, never mind. But at least it doesn’t have GPS /s

AMGtech - now with more recalls! > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 07/24/2017 at 15:55

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A fish? You’re a really nice person.

AMGtech - now with more recalls! > Chariotoflove 07/24/2017 at 15:57

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What in the actual fuck

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > AMGtech - now with more recalls! 07/24/2017 at 16:15

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And by fish - in this case - I recommend a bucket of live piranhas

Chariotoflove > AMGtech - now with more recalls! 07/24/2017 at 16:34

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Precisely

I have another burner, try to guess it! > EL_ULY 07/24/2017 at 16:51

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EL_ULY’s a Cyborg too! Ban him before he hacks our brains!

EL_ULY > I have another burner, try to guess it! 07/24/2017 at 17:03

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Beetleborg > Cyborg

NJAnon > Honeybunchesofgoats 07/24/2017 at 17:08

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Well if we’re taking them at what they said, then theres nothing wrong with convenience.

But considering what I’ve read in regards to employees and what they do in their 8 hours (and the whole KPI metrics etc) then yeah that is something “some” companies will start doing.

AMGtech - now with more recalls! > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 07/24/2017 at 20:07

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Or sharks with lasers on their heads? Or even ill tempered sea bass?

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > AMGtech - now with more recalls! 07/25/2017 at 10:12

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Yeah that sounds good.

We could just shoot them though. I’ve got a gun up in my room, I can go get it right now.